I know there are other, more important, things going on but I feel I must opine on how much vile hatred I reflexively project toward the Holiday Shopping Blitzkrieg™. I can’t wait for the headlines about who gets crushed, mauled, trampled for some piece-of-shit electronic goodie. I at least support the idea of Small Business Saturday but making it a marketing thing makes me a little throwupy. And “Cyber Monday”? Cyber? What is this, 1999?
Anyway. Go buy shit on specific days, you are a better human for it. I promise.